So I saw the super-kancho kid again today at Elementary school, and he tried to pull the same shit, but I was ready for him this time!
So the little f'er came sprinting at me, and I faked like I had no idea what was going on, hand raised, ready to receive his deadly 1-2 high-five/front-kancho combo. At the last minute, I moved into blocking position, repelled his blow, and grabbed the sonofabitch.
Side-note: In Japan, there are no school custodians, so the kids do all the cleaning after their lunch. For about 20 minutes, the kids all do various jobs around the school. It's pretty cool, the kids take a little more ownership of the school and don't trash it as much as we did our schools in America.
Anyway, I put the kid in a headlock and noticed that he was riding a broom, witch-style (which he was supposed to be cleaning with). So I grabbed the broom at the front and the back (kid in the middle) and gave it a 2 foot rocket-boost into the air!
Super-broom-kancho!! Man I think his eyes almost popped out of his head. Ah, sweet sweet revenge...
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