Doofing Around at Elementary School

I did double duty last week at Elementary School. Man I those kids are so cute and such devils. They wipe me out every time, but every time I see them they get so amped and then they get me amped and I always end up giving 110% when I promised myself I would only give 70% so I wouldn't get so damn tired. Little Monkeys!

On Wednesday, I had the day off so I went to Elem. with Markane. It was fun riling them up into a frenzy while Markane was trying to maintain order. Check out the cheeks on chubs!

I dunno how the kids can eat this crap. It's the same every time - a bowl of rice, a bowl of soup (usually a comination of veg, seaweed, and tofu). And my favorite... "mystery plate!" Check out the fish-puree shaped into a ring things! Can you spot the grey "konyaku," which is undescribable in taste or texture. EWW!

"How not to pee all over your shoes." Uh, you know those are daisy-dukes, right dude?

See the tricky thing is with these kids, you think "aw, so cute, how nice..."

NOT SO!! They are wild Monkeys! As soon as you turn your back (or when they are eye level with your crotch) they will go crazy on you! Beware!

Case in point. Cute one second...

... demons the next.

Here's the King of the Chameleons... This guy in the middle is probably the cutest and most adorable kid in all of 2nd grade... and he will bash the shit out of your nuts and butt the second you drop your guard, all the while laughing like it's the most hilarious thing he's every seen in his whole life. Fucker!

My favorte class of 3rd graders. I think I threw out my back giving them all airplane rides after lunch. At one point they were piggybacking each other, and then jumping on for a piggyback ride unbeknownst to me... little shits.

Ah Fridays, they'll be the death of me yet.