So this week I'm doing a teaching marathon at Elementary school - three days in a row, which is nearly Herculean, since just doing one day usually wrecks me. Since I rotate around 3 different schools, I get to each about once a month, so it make the kids super hyper and they get AMPED when they have a "maikeru sensei" spotting.
Typically, this means they run up to me and want to high five, and that's what I thought was going to happen yesterday when I saw this one kid, Yosuke. The little fucker spotted me from about 30 feet away, and ran full speed towards me with his hand in the air, as if he was going for a mega-high-five. I was in a good mood and so I let my defenses down (I usually walk around school with one hand over my junk and one hand over my butt), and while his high-five hand is distracting me, he hits me good and square in the nuts, dead-center bullseye.
Immediately my eyes started watering and I started seeing stars. Man it sucked!
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This is very funny.
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